Brandon is a funny mother fucker

thanx to all my adoring fans

thanks toph

branden.

Ahhhhh

you area funny fucker....keep it up, it is like danny is the segue way to your stories,and then you MAUL that shit,,,,and btw, that bullshit prank call...I saved it you creeps..to be played over the air...and others...it is def improving...

good for u no drinky

but what happened sat night? u just up and left. u missed danielle hiding in the closet, going all u guys want me to do is clean. and u missed leather dude.

Branden

Branden eats his own belly button lint

thats awesome

THE LOST WEEK
last week of costa rica spent on small little beach town...meet a few really cool people....at one point our group expanded to nine...plus a really cool American chick who gave me an invite to come back and stay at her house for free... come spent about a week there, will expand on it another time...

THE TRIP HOME
6 hr shuttle bus from 90 degree beach thru the mountains to the airport,m where it dropped to about 60, then 3 hour wait for a 5 hr flight, to ny where it was about 45 degrees...awful flight, some asshole got up an d sat in front of me and leaned alllll the way back (seat was empty, i even put my hat on it to deter people)...i gave this dick elbows and knees all night, still would not get up......got the last laugh when he got suckered into buying duty free shit on the airplane bc the 2 stewardess' told him he would look "sophisticated and hard working" if he bought 4 sets of Bvlgari golf balls....FOR LIKE 80$ A PIECE....LOOOOOOOOOOOSER. what a fool...

got thru customs smooth, kissed the ground when i got out, could not find my ride, went wandering and found that zeke came through...I saw what appeared to be his broken truck parked in a plum spot, knew it had to be him...got laughed at bc of my 'full addidias outfit (screw you bastards, it was easy to get on and off coming from a beach in South America to the arctic NYC....)

Thats it for bout now, I need to recoup, see the damages etc.....spent bit more but adventuresome it was, perhaps a short story in there or not...

I AM GLAD TO BE HOME RIGHT NOW.......THOUGH I WISH I HAD SOME $$, $$$ - $$$,$$$$ TO BUY SOME LAND ON THIS BEACH...

NEXT TIME:
If I go back a few compandres would be ideal, and cheaper to boot...Euros did ok, Brittish Pound ws over 2-1 over USD.....

CONCLUSION:
great, except for the time i got dehydrated....i recommend to all, but and thinking London or Hawaii or ?? next....suggestions are welcome.....

PICTURES:
will be forth coming as soon as I organize them...

AND AS FAR AS THE PEANUT GALLERY AND THE ODDS MAKERS.....

NO DRINKING BY ME YOU FUCKERS, UNLESS YOU COUNT CLUB SODA AND WATER BY THE GALLON PER DAY...THE OCCASIONAL COCA COLA...

SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN ME YOU FUCKS, HAHAHHAHA, I hope you all lost money....

GOOD TO BE HOME

MELON

werd

good to have you back

µ

good to be back,....

like the title says...